10 Things That Happen When You are a Teacher:

My favorite Blogger is Love Teach, so today I am imitating his style!

10 Things That Happen When You are a Teacher:

1. You get divorced.
2. You become an alcoholic.
3. You lose your house and family.
4. You wake up in the bushes in a bad part of town at 3am having forgotten how you got there.
5. You shovel home the antidepressants.
6. You fall helplessly in love with every woman you see.
7. You watch a lot of Netflix and eat a lot of ice cream.
8. You beg God to reveal your mission in life.
9. You fantasize about blowing things up.
10. You become a superhero who rescues children.

Imitation/Flattery

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