5 Genius Ideas for Improving Our Schools Right Now

This morning I woke up and brainstormed new and innovative ways to help kids learn! What if we…
1. Invent a pill that increases our capacity for learning…
2. Develop a computer chip filled with core knowledge that we surgically implant into their brains…
3. Pay each student a hundred dollars cash for improving his or her test scores…
4. Find the cutest puppy in the world, hold it hostage and broadcast a threat to put it down if test scores don’t improve within thirty days…
5. Make “School” a reality TV show where underachieving students are kicked off the program and sent to prison or put to work in sweatshops. The last kid standing wins a scholarship to Standford!…

Me Time

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