My Class Loves Me More Than Her!

My pornstar student teacher (I call her that because she reminds me of Sasha Grey, especially when she wears tight plaid skirts and high black stockings) bends forward to help a student at his desk and I sneak up behind, raise my hand as if ready to spank her–the class erupts into laughter. She turns around and I am itching the back of my head with that hand–more laughter. She turns, hands on hips, confronts me: “What just happened?” I shrug, hands held open, eyes rolled up toward the ceiling in mock innocence–then I let out an enormous fart and the class explodes, kids falling on the ground in laughter. She stalks out shaking her head, jaw tight. I take a long, graceful bow! My class loves me!

Three Perfect Shots

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