I never feel lonely because the world is filled with other people. Most of these people live in China or India or Indonesia and we don’t speak the same language, but I know that if I really need somebody I can go online and chat with a girl or watch people make love or discuss the future of Education, which can be a depressing topic if you think about it too hard, but I don’t. Sometimes late at night I will cry my eyes out thinking sad thoughts. One time I cut myself with a paperclip because a student wrote something hurtful about me. But then I put a bandaid on it and watched some really funny animal videos on the web and I forgot about the thing that she wrote. Nothing beats a funny animal video for curing loneliness.