Perfect Answer to an Ancient Question

Sometimes people ask me: Larry, if you were exiled to a desert island, what five foods would you take? Then they ask what five books I would take. Well, I have the perfect answer to both of these great questions!

1. An edible copy of The Complete Shakespeare
2. An edible copy of The Complete Homer
3. An edible copy of The Complete Bible (Old and New Testament)
4. An edible copy of The Complete Tolstoy
5. An edible copy of The Complete Jane Austin

Each of these would be printed with edible soy ink on rice and wafer paper so that I could nibble them after reading. I could also use the boring parts for toilet paper!

Five a Day

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